"Typical You"
(vonHummer)

You wait up for me though I show up late, unworried, and you climb on top of me and beg to have your way, we come at the same time, I tell you I don't know why you're so nice as you get dressed to buy more ice,

Typical you, why can't I find myself someone atypical? Typical you, typical you...

You build your body like a Penthouse Pet, you only think of me,
laugh at my jokes which you don't really get, you dress so scantily,
I tell you you're starting to bore me stiff and you just giggle and reply, "As if."

Typical you, why can't I find myself someone atypical? Typical you, typical you...

I will not stand to be treated like a king til I find a queen who wants to share my reign, Is there a woman for me somewhere on this earth
who can shower me with a little disgust and disdain?

You came to me with independent wealth, you love to cook and clean,
bring by your girlfriends saying, "Enjoy yourself..." and that's exactly what you mean, I tell you I don't see how you don't mind
and you reply to me, "Love's like blind."

Typical you, why can't I find myself someone atypical? Typical you, typical you...