"Papa Did the Monster Mash" [vonHummer]

I was working in the lab/On the third of September/ When my eyes beheld an eerie sight/I’ll always remember/

The day my daddy died/and from his slab began to rise/
I never heard nothin’ but bad things about him/and suddenly to my surprise…

Papa papa papa did the Monster Mash/Wherever he hung his hat was a graveyard smash/Papa papa did the Monster Mash/and when he died in a flash/all he left us was the Monster Mash…/

Hey mama was it true/Daddy never worked a day/In his laboratory in the Castle East/And Mama, some bad talk goin’ round bout Papa and the vampire’s feast/

Folks say Papa never was much on baying hounds/Diggin’ the sounds of ghouls from their humble abodes/Spent all of his time chasin’ women to get a jolt from their electrodes…

Papa papa papa did the Monster Mash/Wherever he hung his hat was a graveyard smash/Papa papa did the Monster Mash/and when he died in a flash/all he left us was the Monster Mash…/

The zombies were having fun/Tell me is that what
Sent Papa to an early grave?/Folks say Papa would beg, borrow and steal/to pay Wolfman, Dracula and his son/

Papa papa papa did the Monster Mash/Wherever he hung his hat was a graveyard smash/Papa papa did the Monster Mash/and when he died in a flash/all he left us was the Monster Mash…/