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No Parlez Demo

from Isoprolific by vonHummer

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"No Parlez" dates back to about 1991, I think—a time when I was stuck in an awful marriage in which communication was extremely frustrating. It was as if I spoke a foreign language just well enough to get my face slapped; saying offensive things which I had no idea could cause offense.

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"No Parlez"
(vonHummer)

If you’re looking for someone to explain things better, letter for letter, I don’t speak the language,

If you’re wishing for someone to make meanings more clear, don’t ask here, dear: I don’t speak the language,

I don’t speak the language, not to your liking, not the right accent, ill phrases striking, I don’t speak the language like the people you walk among, I don’t speak the language, ah but it’s my mother tongue!

If you’re asking for someone who can interpret, I’ll have to forfeit: I don’t speak the language,

If you’re hoping for someone to edit your phrasebook: hey, listen, wait, look, I don’t speak the language,

I don’t speak the language, not like a native, don’t know accusative, I don’t know dative, I don’t speak the language like the people you think of as “hot,” I don’t speak the language, but it’s all the language I’ve got!

I can not “speak the speech,” it’s entirely out of my reach, I can gesture all right, but I say “black,” and you hear “white,”

If you’re waiting for some kind of tender discussion without repercussion: I don’t speak the language,

If you’re looking for someone to explain things better, letter for letter, I don’t speak the language...

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from Isoprolific, released August 21, 2016
vonHummer: vocals and bass.

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vonHummer Portland, Oregon

vonHummer is a Portland music/cable access legend whose career spanned from Fall of 2001 to Fall of 2011, during which he recorded a hundred or so songs for use in his absurdist show (and feature film) and played only a handful of concerts. Currently retired, his work shines on for the ages. Or will he someday return...? ... more

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