"Humidity"
(vonHummer)

It's not the heat, amazing. crazing us crazy, driving hostility,
it's not the heat, not friction, writing love's fiction, wrecking utility,
there's a place in France where ladies do a dance for my
mind's eye, voulez-vous, and every lady kicking in the line's
an evil twin to you,

Sweat, heartbreak and romantic stupidity: it's not the heat,
it's the humidity, faint flashes of lightning lucidity allow me to
see between you and me, it's not the heat, oh no, not the heat:
it's the humidity...

It's not the cold, frost-biting, cold war infighting, inviting divorce,
it's not the cold, chill kisses, preserving love this is
refrigeration of course,

There's a place in Greece where wonders never cease, and
Eros floats an arrow or two and every shaft splits my better half,
my target-come-true, you,

Frozen hearts on the sleeve of cupidity, it's not the heat,
it's the humidity, Fingertips briefly losing frigidity allow me to feel
Love's slippery eel,

Vanna's spinning our fortune's wheel, temperatures rise and fall,
oh no not at all by our free-wheeling will, it's not the chill in the air,
not death we're trying to cheat, it's not the cold, not the heat,
oh no not the heat: it's the humidity...

It's not the heat, amazing crazing us crazy, driving hostility,
it's not the heat, not friction, writing love's fiction, wrecking utility,
there's a place in France where ladies do a dance...
There's a place in Greece where wonders never cease...
Sweat, heartbreak and romantic stupidity...
Frozen hearts on the sleeve of cupidity...