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99 and 9 Tenths Fine

from Isoprolific by vonHummer

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Top ten download song, "99 and 9 Tenths Fine," has always been a big face amongst my female fans, who number well into the tens. Not really, but I tend to be a more guy-centric artist. Like Rush, when I see chicks in the audience, I think, "How nice of her to agree to go with her boyfriend to my show!"

Anyway it's a good love song, written for Helvetica Bold, sort of. Not that it's written for anybody else at all, but it's a fairly general love song and it's not like there's anything in it that makes me go, "Oh that is so HER and nobody else." More like one of those love songs where the songwriter writes it, sees it's a love song, looks around to see who he's in love with, and says to her, "This is for you!" And hopefully she's touched by it, and not doubtful, or nonplussed. I don't remember a terribly positive response to this song from her at the time, but I don't recall a negative, either. She might have learned by then to not give her opinions candidly about my new songs, which I tend to be good at teaching.

The ending coda bothers me slightly due to its passing similarity to James Taylor's "Carolina in my Mind." It's a very Tayloresque song, though. Not surprising as he was one of my earliest influences. I was listening to the "Mud Slide Slim" album in second grade and diggin' it.

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Go ahead and ask me how I’m doing, I don’t mind the question: I’m so in love, Go ahead, ask me how I’m doing, without too much reviewing I’ll tell you I’m doing
Ninety-nine and nine tenths fine, Ninety-nine and nine tenths fine, Ninety-nine and nine tenths fine, one tenth uncertainty left by design...
Go ahead, say what you’re afraid of, nobody’s perfect, but perfect is love, go ahead, say what you’re afraid of, I know what you’re made of, I see in your eyes that you’re
Ninety-nine and nine tenths fine, Ninety-nine and nine tenths fine, Ninety-nine and nine tenths fine, one tenth away from an angel divine...
You’re not mine, I’m not yours, but we bring each other delight. I’ve found what I’m looking for: look you at you, look at me, look at us here tonight, we’re so
Ninety-nine and nine tenths fine, Ninety-nine and nine tenths fine, Ninety-nine and nine tenths fine, one tenth away from losing our minds.

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from Isoprolific, released August 21, 2016
vonHummer: vocals and bass.

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vonHummer Portland, Oregon

vonHummer is a Portland music/cable access legend whose career spanned from Fall of 2001 to Fall of 2011, during which he recorded a hundred or so songs for use in his absurdist show (and feature film) and played only a handful of concerts. Currently retired, his work shines on for the ages. Or will he someday return...? ... more

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